candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

Jul 31st at 7PM / via: electroniclit / op: gifak-net / reblog / 224,631 notes

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
Jul 31st at 1AM / via: taco-bell-rey / op: toasterstrudel / reblog / 23,527 notes
versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: yongmuney / op: versaceslut / reblog / 39,696 notes
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: brxttyb / op: stereolights / reblog / 333,033 notes

(Source: sandandglass)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: brxttyb / op: sandandglass / reblog / 17,644 notes
swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: levres-scarlet / op: crrocs / reblog / 1,271,660 notes
viviennewestwouldnt:

Apple employees at San Fransisco Pride 2014

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viviennewestwouldnt:

Apple employees at San Fransisco Pride 2014

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(Source: kaqpewqt)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: jordybelfort / op: kaqpewqt / reblog / 9,908 notes

(Source: meanplastic)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: penis-hilton / op: meanplastic / reblog / 2,484 notes

lazorbabies:

i m really high but doeesnt this spot on my floor look like sanic the heghoge

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: jordybelfort / op: lazorbabies / reblog / 56,076 notes
meanplastic:

I think about this everyday.

meanplastic:

I think about this everyday.

(Source: thestanconfessions)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: penis-hilton / op: thestanconfessions / reblog / 1,900 notes

(Source: theofficexxx)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: penis-hilton / op: theofficexxx / reblog / 38,272 notes
atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

(Source: ramenjesus)

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: brxttyb / op: bombing / reblog / 57,839 notes